Knock knock.
We’re here.
Problem gone.

What We Do

Stuff breaks. We fix it. Pipes, wires, floors, doors—whatever’s making you swear under your breath.

  • Fixing things – You broke it. We un-break it.

  • Putting things together – Assemble stuff without cussing at an Allen wrench

  • Hanging things – On the wall, not your neighbor.

  • Stop leaks before your ceiling becomes modern art

  • Make doors shut, floors stay down, and houses less embarrassing

  • Basically: undo your DIY crimes and keep your secrets safe

Basically, if it’s in your house and it’s being a jerk…….. we’ll fix

About Us

We’re not a “brand,” we’re not “artisans,” and we’re definitely not showing up in matching polos. We’re just people with tools who know how to make broken things… less broken.

We fix things. That’s it.
No corporate jargon,
no “since 1998” nostalgia,
no inspirational crap.We’re not here to upsell you, be your buddy, or talk about the weather.You call.
We fix.
You pay.
End of story.

Contact

Yes, another contact form. We’re all suffering.

Be as specific as possible. ‘Fix house’ is not a helpful request.

Because telepathy isn’t working out.

📞 Call/Text: 502.202.4977———-(Stuck in 1996?)———-📧 Email: [email protected]

If you’re “just shopping around,” go bother someone else.
If you’re ready to get it fixed, speak up. We’re not psychic.

FAQ

Sigh…(here we are)

Q: What exactly do you do?
A: We fix things. We build things. We install things. Basically, we do the stuff you said you’d do yourself three months ago but didn’t.Q: Are you licensed and bonded?
A: No. And neither is the guy who put in your kitchen cabinets, judging by how crooked they are.Q: How much will it cost?
A: Less than a divorce, more than a sandwich.Q: Do you do free estimates?
A: Yes. But if you’re just here to get a number and then ghost us, we hope your sink keeps dripping forever.Q: How fast can you get here?
A: Faster than your last handyman who “got busy” and disappeared.Q: Do you guarantee your work?
A: Yes. If we break it, we’ll fix it. If you break it after we fix it, that’s on you.Q: Can I watch while you work?
A: Sure, but it’ll cost extra if you offer “helpful advice” while holding a beer.Q: What if I don’t like the job you did?
A: Then you can hire someone else to “fix” our fix — and watch them quietly admire how well we did it.